So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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