i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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