question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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