wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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