I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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