So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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