I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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