Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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