My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
