Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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