She said her name was "party"
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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