Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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