That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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