Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
So. Much. Porn.
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