Did you just see the Batmobile???
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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