Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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