No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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