Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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