totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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