i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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