Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
