you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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