evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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