Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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