Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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