its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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