some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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