I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
