I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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