I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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