Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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