Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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