I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
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