I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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