i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
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