he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Randomize
