North Korea, Best Korea!
please come you make the beer taste better
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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