There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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