Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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