just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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