It was like getting head from an anaconda
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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