Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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