Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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