Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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