You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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