Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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