Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
How does it feel to date your dad?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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