no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
