So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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