dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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