So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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