i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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