i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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