so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
And my parents said I crawled through the house
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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